Category Archives: Twitter Updates

Twitterspawn for 2009-04-01

  • Hey, all. I’m too lazy to come up with a cool AFD prank, so please prank yourselves and credit me with all subsequent hilarity #
  • My heart’s all a-thud with anticipation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-rUTlQPm4o #
  • Home with a horrific headache. Stupid head. Is my brain compatible with my new OS? #
  • Listening to “Bounty Hunter” by Thik Orng. If you don’t know this band, then you’re even more pathetic than if you don’t know Token Yoko. #

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Twitterspawn for 2009-03-31

  • Much as I like Stephen Colbert, I really hope NASA goes with “Serenity”. #
  • Perhaps if I had stayed home today then our database wouldn’t have broken? #
  • Bad: Finding out that some idiot has messed up your mission critical code. Worse: Finding out that the idiot was you. #
  • Enjoying the comments on this article on /.: http://tinyurl.com/8635ec/03/30/2016220&art_pos=4 #
  • Sorry, I’m enjoying the comments on THIS article: http://bit.ly/2mO4gx #
  • I’m a one man development team in my unit. I wonder if I can claim a day at the beach as a team building exercise and thus get paid for it? #
  • I need a good hick name. I’ve got “Bubba Handy” right now, but it feels trite. I need something with a similar cadence. #
  • Is it just me, or is Glenn Beck’s and Chuck Norris’ glee at the notion of right-wing terrorist cells in the US kind of disgusting? #
  • OMG OMG OMG OMG Massive worm going to destroy every PC in the world tomorrow OMG!!! Oh wait, I run Linux. So I don’t care. #
  • Doing critiques for tomorrow night’s writers’ group. No more Mr. Nice Guy. #

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Twitterspawn for 2009-03-30

  • I resent my body for requiring sleep. I could get so much more writing done in those lost six to seven hours. #
  • Feck off, cup! #
  • Four motorcycle cops, three cop cars, and a guy face down on the ground in front of our building this morning. Happy Monday! #
  • Story of the Week No. 36, “Pet Ghosts”, is up: http://tinyurl.com/cke8ua #
  • Zombies and pirates vs. Victorian literary greats. Who would win? #
  • My next Story of the Week is going to be a bit on the odd side, unlike anything else I’ve ever written. #
  • Last night I dreamed of old friends and whiskey. If there were poverty, war, and people dying everywhere, it’d be an Irish ballad. #
  • Sad that there were only three “Father Ted” series. And what’s the plural of series? #
  • I get the weirdest people following me. #
  • I *love* getting contributors’ copies in the mail! #
  • I, too, am so glad that the days of Rick Rolling are over: http://bit.ly/gYd3a (I was getting really sick of it.) #
  • Dang it, where’d I put all my earlier drafts of “Padma”, with all the crit notes? #
  • Listening to “Lies of Jim” by Token Yoko. If you don’t know that album or that band then you are irredeemably uncool. #

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Twitterspawn for 2009-03-29

  • Another rejection for “Padma”, but one that came with honest and severe critique. Great ideas for improving the story. #
  • At Borders, working on a story about a rogue shithouse. #
  • Finished critiquing one novel, with two weeks to spare. Now on to the next one! #
  • Watching “From Beyond”. #
  • “Nothing says party like a plague.” –Dale Emery #
  • How many people can say they were fired by the President of the United States? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/gm_wagoner #
  • Spread the word: Electronic version of Shimmer #10 (with my story “The Bride Price”) is up for free at Shimmer website: http://bit.ly/hJXv #

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Twitterspawn for 2009-03-28

  • Note: the Thai Ginger Bistro in downtown Petaluma has the best summer rolls on the planet. #
  • Off to lunch and Les Mis with the fam in San Jose. #
  • Unexpected resistance on I-680 S may delay our triumphant arrival into San Jose. #
  • Apparently everyone in Stockton is moving to Pleasanton today. #
  • At Archbishop Mitty High in SJ to see “Les Miserables.” #24601 #
  • Oooh! Flying ant season in East Sac! (and yes, they’re flying ants and not termite swarmers.) #
  • is it unmanly to tear up a little at the end of “Les Miserables”? #

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Twitterspawn for 2009-03-27

  • Oooh! Killer doppelgangers in this movie! #
  • Drinking Zin and watching a really awful horror movie. #
  • Slept in on my day off. Bleary eyed but up and drinking coffee now. #
  • How to spot a Twitter user with an “enhanced” follower count: http://bit.ly/9KbsI #
  • Going to see Christopher Moore (who ought to get himself on Twitter) tonight in Petaluma. #
  • It’s after noon. I suppose I ought to eat something. #
  • Neat people I follow: @jennyjenjen @papabean @uriel1998 @mfeathers @queenkv @discorobot @upwithgravity @renoir_girl @jenipurr #followfriday #
  • Having fun constructing a psychosis that would explain events in a friend’s novel. #
  • Watching Christopher Moore speak. The man defines awesome. #
  • Christopher Moore time is over. Sigh. Time for Thai food with a buddy. #

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Twitter Updates for 2007-10-23

  • Listening to Dire Straits "Brothers in Arms" album. It’s been at least twenty years since I’ve heard it, and I still know most of the s … #
  • @TeeMonster: Ping #
  • Got chocolate cake. I shouldn’t but I did. And now I’m gonna eat it, dammit. #
  • "Pushing Daisies" picked up for a full season. Huzzah! #

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