I’ve had Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid” raging through my head for a couple of days now. It’s a fun song, true, but it gets old when you have it on infinite loop in your brain.

So, I’m inflicting it on you. Enjoy.

I suppose there are a couple of elements of this song that don’t make sense to you kids today. Who the hell was Mr. Whipple, for example, and why do you have to hide from him while squeezing your Charmin? But that shouldn’t stop you from enjoying the song.

And if you’re saying to yourself, “Who the hell is Weird Al?” then all I can say is that I weep for your generation.