Okay, so there were these three penguins, right? Penguin Number One says to Penguin Number Two, "Start the car!" And Penguin Number Three says, "Boy, those bells are loud."

Waa haa haa! Ha ha! Ha! Ha ha ha haaa! Hoo, sometimes I kill myself, I really do.

Well, okay, so sometimes my sense of humor is a bit, um, esoteric. While I was driving home from the library, I found that I really was having that conversation in my head, the one I recounted in "Overheard Self-Talk". And I laughed, because I thought it was funny. And I thought I would share my mirth with the world.

So laugh, I say! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Because trust me, this is funny stuff.

Well, okay. Maybe it’ll work next time.