During this past week, an astronaut wearing a diaper was arrested for driving across the country and attempting to murder a fellow female astronaut who
"Tell me about your flossing," the dentist said. If there’s any class of professionals capable of inducing guilt trips better than a dentist, I want
An inspector from our normal pest control company just came out to do a termite inspection. He’d done some inspections and treatments of other houses
“Inspired by True Events.” Every time I see this phrase used in promoting some movie or book or television special, I want to laugh. The
Tomorrow I turn 39. I’m freaking out. In other, more random news, the Marabou stork, which hails from sub-Saharan Africa, is quite possibly the ugliest
I know that part of the joy of home ownership is that some part of the house is falling apart at every conceivable moment (and
I was just on the radio, on a program called Insight, which is produced by our local National Public Radio affiliate, KXJZ. And because I
I know my way around a kitchen. I’m a pretty decent cook, if I do say so myself. And while I’m not one of the
I’m messing around with the layout and design of my homepage, mossroot.com. Things are likely to get kinda weird around here for awhile.
…that I have a lot to catch up on here. Life has a funny way of periodically overwhelming then underwhelming you, to the point where
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