Do you all remember that wonderful 80’s film Ghostbusters? Remember that scene where Egon is comparing the average day’s paranormal activity as a Twinkie, and then proclaiming that his numbers pointed to a giant Twinkie looming on the horizon?

I need a bunch of little Twinkies to pepper through my 2007 NaNoWriMo project, The Return of Deacon Dread: odd supernatural events (ideally not actually involving ghosts) that result in someone’s tragic (or, better yet, hilarious) death.

Any ideas? Anyone? The ideas that I really enjoy and end up using will feature the death of the person who suggests it to me (or someone else of that person’s choosing). Since TRODD is just a NNWM project at this stage, I’m not going to worry about potential liability issues.

I’m thinking currently of one Twinkie per chapter, but since I have no idea how many chapters there will be, I can’t say how many Twinkies I want.