Politics

Ten Signs You Might Be Turning Into an Evil Overlord

10. Everybody hates you.

9. The price of butter is sky-high, but there are guns everywhere.

8. You can’t go out the front door without the skies being dark with helicopter gunships and an escort of men in black whispering up their sleeves.

7. People publish annoying cartoon caricatures of you in foreign newspapers. Anonymously.

6. You’re maintaining military bases in 70% of all the independent nations on the planet, some of which out-number the host nation’s own armed forces.

5. Vladimir Putin tells you you’re one of his role models. (The other is Yuri Andropov.)

4. Osama bin Laden stops sending you birthday cards.

3. Orson Scott Card thinks you’re a swell president.

2. The History Channel’s "UFO Files" is doing a special on orbital mind control laser battle stations this month; you tell them you’ll take two.

1. Your receptionist pops in to say there’s a Mr. Mephistopheles waiting in the office to talk to you about your loan repayments …

(Stolen with slight modifications from Charles Stross’s blog.)