The squirrels have already made their opening moves:

• Demon squirrel attacks motorcyclist!
• Squirrel attacks 3 at a San Jose, CA, school!
• Squirrel attacks shoppers in Florida!
• Also in Florida, squirrel responsible for power outages!
• Squirrel attacks and injures 3 in Germany!
• And this is probably the worst of all:  Squirrels desecrate graves of US veterans!

Are you ready?

Thanks to Making Light for the heads up.