The squirrels have already made their opening moves:
- Demon squirrel attacks motorcyclist!
- Squirrel attacks 3 at a San Jose, CA, school!
- Squirrel attacks shoppers in Florida!
- Also in Florida, squirrel responsible for power outages!
- Squirrel attacks and injures 3 in Germany!
- And this is probably the worst of all: Squirrels desecrate graves of US veterans!
Are you ready?
Thanks to Making Light for the heads up.