Everything's going to explode!

The world’s temperatures keep rising. Not many people will notice, though, because half the world is going to die of the bird flu anyway. Those who are left will have to deal with the fact that the Internet has collapsed. Of course, the world’s going to end any day now, so I guess it doesn’t matter.

We live in apocalyptic times. Of course, in times like these, it helps to remember that there have always been times like these.