With all the Harry Potter spoiler paranoia (heck, I’m disconnecting for the weekend!), I figured I’d post a few spoilers for you that aren’t necessarily related.  Here they are:

• The ship sinks.
• Anakin turns into Darth Vader.
• Rosebud was his sled.
• He was dead the whole time.
• The aliens are killed by the common cold.
• Gollum bites the ring off Frodo’s finger and falls into Mount Doom.
• They blow up the second meteor and it never hits the earth.

And now, the ultimate spoiler of all time, below the fold:

It’s not that big a deal, though, because he pulls a Gandalf just a few days later.  Talk about your deus ex machina.

(Okay, yeah, so that was lame.  In my defense we’re still working on the flooring in the guest room, hoping to have it done tonight, and then we’re going to pick up our copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, and I’ve had a headache for five days straight. So there.)