From Chicago: Squirrels Torch Man’s Home Twice in 8 Days:
For the second time in eight days, Turcott’s Blue Island home caught fire when squirrels knocked high-voltage wires loose from a utility pole and onto his three-story house, fire officials said.
An accident? I think not.
And then from Burlingham, VT: Squirrel Deflects Bullet to Tree Worker! The squirrel-dominated media, of course, would have us believe that the hunter was at fault for bad aim, but I think we know better.
The people in India had better watch out: Giant flying squirrel found in Jharkhand. Looks like reinforcements are starting to show up. And this one flies, too.
Let’s be careful out there.