From Chicago:  Squirrels Torch Man’s Home Twice in 8 Days:

For the second time in eight days, Turcott’s Blue Island home caught fire when squirrels knocked high-voltage wires loose from a utility pole and onto his three-story house, fire officials said.

An accident? I think not.

And then from Burlingham, VT:  Squirrel Deflects Bullet to Tree Worker!  The squirrel-dominated media, of course, would have us believe that the hunter was at fault for bad aim, but I think we know better.

The people in India had better watch out: Giant flying squirrel found in Jharkhand. Looks like reinforcements are starting to show up.  And this one flies, too.

Let’s be careful out there.