The Weirdest Week Ever

During this past week, an astronaut wearing a diaper was arrested for driving across the country and attempting to murder a fellow female astronaut who was a rival for the affections of yet a third astronaut.

How can you top that for weird?

Well, you could throw in the suspicious death of a celebrity whose son died only a few months ago in a similarly suspicious manner, all the while embroiled in a sordid tale of family intrigue and inheritance squabbles.  True, the sheriff has stated that there was "nothing suspicious" in the death of Anna Nicole Smith, but the universe’s sense of the bizarre practically demands that she was murdered by her rivals.  And that her son was too.

Gotta feel sorry for her newborn baby, though.

Anyway, that was the weirdest week ever.  Wonder what surprises next week will bring?